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Ok, I had to write this I just could not resist. This is basically a gripe about things i really HATE! I hate my phone lines. I hate phone lines. I hate windows, or any other microsoft product. I hate my modem! I HATE WINMODEMS. I hate windows (can?t say that enough). Also, I hate windows. I hate having to repeat myself. I hate stupid people! I do not hate the un-intelligent, I hate stupid mofo?s that just don?t listen. I hate windows.

Ok lets take this one at a time. Stupid people. What can I say? We should really do better examinations in schools before we send people out into society. What is so hard about following instructions? I don?t care what your trying to teach someone to do. Somehow, 90% of them do it wrong, don?t follow instructions, and just plain don?t listen. So what?s the answer? Send them all to an island somewhere, with all the criminals. An island surrounded by sharks. Problem solved.

I hate phone lines. All phone lines. I hate them. They are there. Thats the only reason we are using them. They are already up and going... 100 year old technology! We?re trying to squeeze all kinds of data through them using DSL nowadays.. (which was designed TOTALLY WRONG. Btw did I mention, I HATE DSL!? Just because it should have been designed better. Also, I hate phone lines. We need DIRECT fiber optic connections in each and every home. One big FAT fiber optic.. to carry everything. Net, phone, television.. what ever. All the broadcasting companies and net companies should get together and set up this infrastructure, while at the same time redesigning the internet itself to make it more stable. Phone lines just plain suck. They are packed so tightly together that .. even if you install thick gold wires in your house.. and you are half a mile from the place your calling, it still might not do you any good. The wires are tapped off to feed other neighborhoods so your line might suck anyway.

Which brings me to my next gripe. I HATE WINDOWZ. I HATE WINDOWZ. UGH! I hate it because it just plain sucks. Install linux , run it for a week and tell me, which one is more stable??? And linux is free, has lots more power, and takes a WHOLE lot less resources.. Problem? Yeah there?s a freakin problem. Windows! Microsoft, the most evil company in the world, has made it impossible to use a computer without windows. How? They make ?standards? and yell at anyone who doesn?t use their ?standard? . As a result, almost every friggin piece of hardware you buy today ?REQUIRES? windows. can?t use the hardware without it. granted, most of the brand name hardware has drivers written for it, or being written for it for linux. But still there are things that just wont work on other operating systems. Hardware should be OS independent!!!! Microsoft is codependant. They - purposefully I think - have set up a situation in which computers require their software! But screw em! Wont be too long till we have a fully functional OS that can use all windowz software - including drivers for hardware.

Last gripe then I?m done. Win modems! UGH! Who?s friggin idea was this? Can I meet the man so I can bitch-slap him?? These little pieces of evil don?t have anything on them! They are pretty much just phone jacks.. they let your processor do ALL the work, which means that they are slow, AND, they slow down your computer. UGH! And what?s worse? Other hardware companies are following suit. UGH UGH UGH! RIGN!

Oh wait one more! I hate computers!!!!!!!!!! Why are we still using 70?s technology??? Could someone please tell me why our Pc?s are still built around this system? Home computers need to be completely redesigned.

Ok so in closing, every home should have ONE BIG FAT fiber optic line, this line should be free. Subscriptions should cost, or have ads.. and there should be both options. Computers should be redesigned from the ground up. All computer hardware should be OS independent. Microsoft sucks. And Stupid people need their own little happy island, with the criminals. Ok I feel better now.
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